Friggin Urban Golf In Australia
Well just when you thought you had seen everything, along comes Urban Golf. Yep, I kid you not, take out the rules,the etiquette, the course and the friggin hole and you have Urban Golf. OK, I know what you are thinking, WTF, people whacking a ball around the neighborhood with a friggin golf stick (alarm bells). But I have it from good authorities (TwitrGolfers) that it isn’t as dangerous as it looks and it uses a special ball (suppose we should be grateful!). Come on, show a bit of enthusiasm, it’s taking the world by storm.. OK, well just Newcastle! I am sensing some skepticism here people, you aren’t buying it are you? Well the dude that is running the whole thing down under has got himself some council approval and has already had a successful Urban Golf Day. Who knows it could end up becoming an Olympic event!!! Check it out Australian Urban Golf.
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What Handicap?
OK, here’s the thing, when planning to smuggle £83,000 worth of cocaine in your golf clubs it would probably help if you knew a little thing or two about the game. Hmm, especially when the custom officer asks you what is your handicap and you stare back blankly with a look of complete and utter confusion. Katyti Dryer in her infinite wisdom thought he was talking about a disability. Hmm, that answer will win you a search. Custom officers found 1kg of cocaine in the shafts of her clubs. Katyi now has all the time in the world to practice her swing.
OK Smarty Pants, Do it Again!
OK for starters there should be a rule against anyone playing golf with a SpongeBob SquarePants ball, I’m sorry, it just isn’t in the spirit of the game. Secondly, 6 years olds should never be allowed to play and last but not least , if the 6 year old, with the SpongeBob SquarePants ball gets a hole in one from 85 yards it shouldn’t be allowed,full stop, end of story, no way. In fact the little blighter should be disqualified from playing golf forever. Move on kid the game don’t need ya! Braeden Furlow from Onekama, Michigan, got his first hole in one using a 3 wood. It was his 4th time on the links course. Oh we are so happy for him…yay!
Good Reason to Give Up Golf
You are 62 years of age, never played golf before, take eight half lessons, tee up for very first shot on a course, no practice swing, hit the ball and watch it roll into the friggin hole. After achieving what golfers only dream of, a hole in one, Unni Haskell told the St Petersburg Times “I didn’t know it was that big of a deal I thought all golfers do this.” Hmm, well at least her teaching pro had the last laugh “Unni, here’s the problem: There’s nowhere to go from here but down.”
Artist Says No To Man Boobs
Look what happened when the artist didn't like my man boobs!
Artist Jack Vettriano has refused to paint golfer Colin Montgomerie because he has man boobs. When approached by the National Galleries of Scotland to do a commissioned work of golfing great Colin “Mrs Doubtfire” Montgomerie his response was “I’m afraid that the answer is no. I don’t do men with breasts. And I don’t mean that as unkind to Colin Montgomerie’.” (No, so how did did he mean it?). Evidently the “man breast” jibes started in 2002 when American Ryders Cup tormentors began greeting Montgomerie with “That’s a nice pair of tits you’ve got there.” I was wondering why he couldn’t just paint Montgomerie’s man boobs out, until I found out he also has a problem with his face!
Dog With Real Balls
Did you hear something?
When your dog has a rattle you just know there is something wrong. Oscar the black Labrador has been keeping a secret. It seems he likes eating golf balls. When his owner started hearing a rattle from deep within Oscar’s bowels he took him straight to the vet. After a close examination the vet removed 13 golf balls from his stomach. Some had been there such a long time they were actually decomposing. The vet said : “It was like a magic trick. I opened him up and felt what I thought was two or three golf balls and then voila, “they just kept coming until we had a bag full.” Fingers are now being pointed at the Pitreavie golf course as the cause of Oscar’s woes.
