Friggin Urban Golf In Australia

Well just when you thought you had seen everything, along comes Urban Golf. Yep, I kid you not, take out the rules,the etiquette, the course and the friggin hole and you have Urban Golf. OK, I know what you are thinking, WTF, people whacking a ball around the neighborhood with a friggin golf stick (alarm bells). But I have it from good authorities (TwitrGolfers) that it isn’t as dangerous as it looks and it uses a special ball (suppose we should be grateful!). Come on, show a bit of enthusiasm, it’s taking the world by storm.. OK, well just Newcastle! I am sensing some skepticism here people, you aren’t buying it are you? Well the dude that is running the whole thing down under has got himself some council approval and has already had a successful Urban Golf Day. Who knows it could end up becoming an Olympic event!!! Check it out Australian Urban Golf.

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OK Smarty Pants, Do it Again!

OK for starters there should be a rule against anyone playing golf with a SpongeBob SquarePants ball, I’m sorry, it just isn’t in the spirit of the game. Secondly, 6 years olds should never be allowed to play and last but not least , if the 6 year old, with the SpongeBob SquarePants ball gets a hole in one from 85 yards it shouldn’t be allowed,full stop, end of story, no way. In fact the little blighter should be disqualified from playing golf forever. Move on kid the game don’t need ya! Braeden Furlow from Onekama, Michigan, got his first hole in one using a 3 wood. It was his 4th time on the links course. Oh we are so happy for him…yay!

Port of Everett Is Not a Driving Range People!

Geez friggin golfer, way to go. Finally the Port of Everett can justify their $2.3 million Department of Home Land Security grants.The video surveillance cameras originally installed to stop potential terrorist attacks following 9-11, have now been swung around to point directly at the residential neighborhood of Everett. Reason? Someone has been using the port’s Pacific Terminal as a driving range and they aren’t happy about it. Yes, golf balls have been raining down on the terminal over the past couple of months, endangering workers and damaging equipment and cargo. The authorities suspect the avid and possibly lazy golfer is teeing off from Rucker Hill and whacking balls onto the port property for some practice.They are hoping the cameras will hunt the  friggin golfer down before he gets more accurate. No point asking the locals, they hate the port too.Fore!

Psst Hmm, could it be an Al Qaeda cell messing with ya?

Good Reason to Give Up Golf

You are 62 years of age, never played golf before, take eight half lessons, tee up for very first shot on a course, no practice swing, hit the ball and watch it roll into the friggin hole. After achieving what golfers only dream of, a hole in one, Unni Haskell told the St Petersburg Times “I didn’t know it was that big of a deal I thought all golfers do this.” Hmm, well at least her teaching pro had the last laugh “Unni, here’s the problem: There’s nowhere to go from here but down.”