Artist Says No To Man Boobs

Artist Jack Vettriano has refused to paint golfer Colin Montgomerie because he has man boobs. When approached by the National Galleries of Scotland to do a commissioned work of golfing great Colin “Mrs Doubtfire” Montgomerie his response was “I’m afraid that the answer is no. I don’t do men with breasts. And I don’t mean that as unkind to Colin Montgomerie’.” (No, so how did did he mean it?). Evidently the “man breast” jibes started in 2002 when American Ryders Cup tormentors began greeting Montgomerie with “That’s a nice pair of tits you’ve got there.” I was wondering why he couldn’t just paint Montgomerie’s man boobs out, until I found out he also has a problem with his face!