What Did You Do That Fore?
Golf etiquette went out the door at Stockwood Park Golf Course when a player was attacked with a golf club.Harold Stafford was at the 3rd hole when he must have hit a shocker because he came racing over to the 13th hole where Barry Barnes and his friends were playing and accused them of playing his ball.Despite denials from the group Mr Staford continued to scream at them, making Mr Barnes miss his putt. One thing lead to another and it was then alleged Mr Stafford began hitting Mr Barnes with his club. Not happy with with his effort ...
Port of Everett Is Not a Driving Range People!
[caption id="attachment_37" align="alignright" width="155" caption="I am aiming for the water not the port, fools!"][/caption] Geez friggin golfer, way to go. Finally the Port of Everett can justify their $2.3 million Department of Home Land Security grants.The video surveillance cameras originally installed to stop potential terrorist attacks following 9-11, have now been swung around to point directly at the residential neighborhood of Everett. Reason? Someone has been using the port’s Pacific Terminal as a driving range and they aren’t happy about it. Yes, golf balls have been raining down on the terminal over the past couple of months, endangering workers and damaging ...
Dog With Real Balls
Did you hear something? When your dog has a rattle you just know there is something wrong. Oscar the black Labrador has been keeping a secret. It seems he likes eating golf balls. When his owner started hearing a rattle from deep within Oscar’s bowels he took him straight to the vet. After a close examination the vet removed 13 golf balls from his stomach. Some had been there such a long time they... [Read more of this post]
Friggin Urban Golf In Australia
Well just when you thought you had seen everything, along comes Urban Golf. Yep, I kid you not, take out the rules,the etiquette, the course and the friggin hole and you have Urban Golf. OK, I know what you are thinking, WTF, people whacking a ball around the neighborhood with a friggin golf stick (alarm bells). But I have it from good authorities (TwitrGolfers) that it isn’t as dangerous as... [Read more of this post]
Who Farted?
Oh dear god, not since Daly was arrested at Hooters has golf been in such disarray. As denials and allegations of foul play on the 18th (Buick Open) spread around the golfing world, CBS are in damage control. Oh yeah, they are denying it was Tiger who let rip on the 18th with a big old finger being pointed at the friggin mike man.Oh adda boys, blame the sound guy! But if you look closely at the footage... [Read more of this post]
What Handicap?
OK, here’s the thing, when planning to smuggle £83,000 worth of cocaine in your golf clubs it would probably help if you knew a little thing or two about the game. Hmm, especially when the custom officer asks you what is your handicap and you stare back blankly with a look of complete and utter confusion. Katyti Dryer in her infinite wisdom thought he was talking about a disability. Hmm, that answer... [Read more of this post]
OK Smarty Pants, Do it Again!
OK for starters there should be a rule against anyone playing golf with a SpongeBob SquarePants ball, I’m sorry, it just isn’t in the spirit of the game. Secondly, 6 years olds should never be allowed to play and last but not least , if the 6 year old, with the SpongeBob SquarePants ball gets a hole in one from 85 yards it shouldn’t be allowed,full stop, end of story, no way. In fact... [Read more of this post]
What Did You Do That Fore?
Golf etiquette went out the door at Stockwood Park Golf Course when a player was attacked with a golf club.Harold Stafford was at the 3rd hole when he must have hit a shocker because he came racing over to the 13th hole where Barry Barnes and his friends were playing and accused them of playing his ball.Despite denials from the group Mr Staford continued to scream at them, making Mr Barnes miss his... [Read more of this post]

